romney (ROM-ney) verb
1. To defecate in terror.
I nearly romneyed earlier today when a goddamned truck turned in from of me while bicycling. Tom Schott
(This definition is the result of a concerted effort to embarrass former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney. According to reports, Romney went on a twelve hour road trip with his dog in a crate attached to the top of the car. The story asserts that the dog defecated in terror during the trip).
see also: santorum