romney

romney (ROM-ney) verb

1. To defecate in terror.

I nearly romneyed earlier today when a goddamned truck turned in from of me while bicycling. Tom Schott

(This definition is the result of a concerted effort to embarrass former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney. According to reports, Romney went on a twelve hour road trip with his dog in a crate attached to the top of the car. The story asserts that the dog defecated in terror during the trip).

see also: santorum

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